A cup of coffee, please

I've been taking free samples of Provigil to give me some extra pep in the middle of the day so I don't feel the need for a nap. I ran out of the samples and took my prescription to the pharmacy. A 30-day supply goes for $209. I decided I'd try and get some extra pep from caffeine instead. ...
Amanda, my son's girlfriend, brought me a Boston creme cake tonight. I can pretty much guarantee it won't go to waste. ...
My mother turned 76 today. I'm hoping my blood cell counts will be strong enough for me to visit her this weekend. I'll find out Thursday when I have my blood work done. ...
Have a chuckle:
Doctor: "I'm sorry to be the one to tell you, but this is your last day to live.
Cancer patient: "Then I'll ask my friends to come here for a final party. We'll have a gourmet dinner, champagne and dancing girls! We'll party 'till dawn. Come and join us Doc."
Doctor: "That's easy for you to say. You don't have to get up in the morning."